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samosa stumble IV: last person standing
Race Information
Race Name:SAMOSA STUMBLE IV
Location:Chicago
State:Illinois, United States
Posted:January 16th, 2025 8:46 pm
Last Update:May 8th, 2025 10:56 am
Event Information
Name of Event:samosa stumble IV
Distance:1.00
Measurement:Attempts
Date:Saturday July 12th, 2025
Start Time:5:00 pm
Special Instructions:
SAMOSA STUMBLE 4

Here's what we gotta do...
eat 1 samosa
stumble through a 1.1 mile loop
...in 20 minutes
then, do it all again until you quit!

*last samosa eater wins and takes home the coveted samosa stumble reigning champion belt!

timer re-starts on the :00s, :20s, :40s
you must line up at starting line to eat a samosa on these times... if you're late, you're out! samosa wins!

1.1 mile loop: https://onthegomap.com/s/rt36k5fo

warren park, Chicago IL
(start/finish is inside the park somewhere around Bell & Leavitt. you'll hear/smell us!)
we'll have a table at the start/finish with water and of course - samosas! bring whatever else you want... but do you really need anything else??? will you let these darn samosas win????

this is a fun family friendly neighborly event w/ a ton of delicious samosas from Oberoi's down the block! https://www.oberoisindianfood.com/

The CHAMPIONSHIP BELT is on the line! Current reigning champ, Jason Sikora, is ready to DEFEND his belt!

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the samosa stumble scheme...
1. sign up here to secure your slot/samosas!
2. first loop begins at 5pm SHARP! (warren park/bell ave)
3. line up on the :00's, :20's, :40's
4. eat entire samosa in the "samosa zone" before looping
5. run/walk/stumble the 1.1 mile loop
6. check your loop off w/ your designated volunteer upon each return
7. line up on the :00, :20, :40!
8. late from loop or refusal to eat? samosa wins!
9. if we run out of samosas, we'll try to get more.
if they run out/close, we'll do a race to eat the final samosa!
10. the last samosa stumbler wins! (final stumbler MUST eat samosa, run solo loop to WIN)


Let's come together and defEAT these samosas!
Minimum Age:0
Maximum Age:100
Event Registration Schedule
Opened:Thursday May 1st, 2025Start of Day
Deadline passed:Monday May 12th, 202512:00 am $25.00
Deadline passed:Thursday June 12th, 202512:00 am $35.00
Deadline passed:Monday June 30th, 202512:00 am $45.00
Unless otherwise noted... Registration Dates & Times are based upon: U.S. Central Standard Time
 
This race features 2 events. Please checkmark to verify your registration intentions for:
samosa stumble IV 1 Attempts
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samosa stumble IV (volunteer) • 1 Days
Step 1 of 2 - Participant Registration
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Only the sole survivor will receive prizes.
How many samosas (rounds) do you anticipate completing?
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Waiver
I understand this is "for fun" hahahahaha

I am participating at my own risk

If I puke the samosa wins & I officially quit

Samosas will likely defeat me

There are no porta potties (Park field house has toilets, but closes at nightfall, 830pm-ish)

If we run out of samosas, last eater wins

I will bring a headlamp if I plan on stumbling after sundown (I'm a very serious samosa competitor)

If I get hurt, it's my own damn fault

If I actually "win" I promise to return next year to defend my belt OR ELSE I relinquish the belt to referee Craig

Event will be capped to 50 stumblers for safety, so please secure your spot ASAP
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