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The Run Dirtiers
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Rich Limacher
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We've got a week to get ready...
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Rich Limacher
Good Night, peeps! Or, if your star is now radiating onto your planet, Good Day!!
In celestial terms, you have 0.0000570038289289 light-years left to get ready. In Earth terms, about a week. Please scrape the dirt clods off your Hokas or see if your spikes' spikes need sharpening. Here on our planet, we don't so much run as float. It's a good technique, and you won't believe how it saves wear and tear on your shoes.
Nevertheless, news has reached this far corner of the galaxy that Run Dirty's race registration fees are up five Earth bucks. (Here we pay in thought-money.) But don't worry about that; it'll cover your park fee for parking in the park, which is included in your race fee. (We're having trouble understanding that one ourselves. On our planet, we don't so much park as hover--in multi-layers.)
Anyway, we fully intend to see all of you next weekend (on our telescopic thought-screens), as you abandon your vehicle, hunker down, and dig in. You're gonna all have a ball, and we get to watch! From space! Of course, if I troubly am there, I'll be green (with envy ;-).
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